jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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chilled:

This has been probably the worst week of my life

(Source: oh-good-life)

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Being both soft and strong is a combination very few have mastered.
― Yasmin Mogahed  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: observando)

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